Big hair, Bigger Personality. The king of the eye test metric who will back up his takes with 'vibes'. But don't be fooled by his casual style, because his knowledge across the league is second to none. A troubled Dolphins fan who will argue that he is the reigning Fantasy Football champion... even if he isnt!

The man who took the groupchat idea too far. While he tries to use humour to cope with being a diehard Jaguars fan, you probably wont find any of his jokes funny. Generationally bad at selecting WFBO Players of the Week, but makes up for it with the occasional good take.